Our dear, sweet “Buttercup” has been living in our garage for about a year now.
She just kind of hangs out by the Coke machine. BAAAA Dump Dump PING!
When my friend Lenny sent me a text that he had found something at the Disabled American Veteran’s thrift store that I absolutely had to have……I was curious. He lives in Lubbock where odd-ball things are somehow more likely to turn up in thrift stores. He usually knows my style, and when he sent me a picture of a severed cow head…I knew that he was right.
Those long lashes, and an oddly placed stringy wig. One ear barely hanging on and a split upper lip.
I knew that she needed me as much as I needed her.
I thought that she might be a Longhorn – but she was “NO-horn”.
Because she had been stripped of her horns. The indignity.
We have been searching for a reasonably priced new set since we got her.
Last week at the Forth Worth Stock Show…..I found my both.
(Sound of angels playing trumpets)
Longhorn Nirvana.
Sure the mounted sets were expensive, and y’all know how cheap I am. But then I saw my box.
“Assorted Polished Horns 15$ each”
Maybe. Just maybe there was a set.
…and Boom!
What do ya think? Looks like a set to me.
Sold.
Animal horns are made from the same keratin proteins that human finger/toe nails are made up of. So the same way a person’s nails are softer after a hot shower, horns are also slightly more pliable.
Didn’t expect a little biology/anatomy lesson to be casually slipped in there? Did ya?
After a warm soak, I slid them over the wooden “Frankenstein’s Monster” nubs on her temples.
Then I reused the tiny little screws, I had removed from the nubs earlier, right through the horn to hold them in place. I drilled pilot holes first (yes, they are that soft) carefull not to tighten too much and crack the horn.
I put the screws as close to her hair-line as I could, and covered them with white nail polish…….that we, just, (clears throat), happened to have around the house.
What do ya think?
We think that she looks tons more dignified now.
and maybe…smiling, just a little bit.
Yes, she is still a severed cow head with a split lip,
but she is darn lucky to have us.
THE CAVENDER DIARY 
Awww— I knew you would take good care of her!
Although… What happened to her coiffures?
That was her crowning GLURRY ….
I don’t think she was born with that long stringy wig, Lenny.
I’ll be honest, I am not one for previously living animals hanging on walls. That said, I think buttercup (she?, he?) looks beautiful with her horns. Your patience paid off.
We’re assuming that she’s a girl, she needs the love …… Again assuming here, but I’ll bet she had a tough life
Kind of like a “makeover!” Great job!
She look better now than she ever did ….
Well done! She looks much happier now!!
We couldn’t agree more Anne…
She a marvel an’ a baffl’ment to de eye!
Just giving you boys fair warning: If I ever make good on my threats to abandon my husband and children, I’m coming back to Texas to live in your garage. It is so much nicer and better decorated than my house. 🙂
It is an awfully cute garage….starting to look a little “80’s chain restaurant” though….just let me add sunglasses to the cow.
She’s beautiful!!!
She does have a certain charm….
Nothing lke a little mad cow with horns. She’s mooooootacular, udderly adorable.
LOL, “MOOOOOOOOOOOOTACULAR”