You’re not getting any younger.
None of us are.
Just so you know, they aren’t printing type smaller lately……..that’s your eyesight failing.
Don’t worry, We have a quick solution for relieving those straining peepers.
A magnifying glass of epic proportions.
Dig that buffalo horn handle. Naturally shed in case your worried about that kind of stuff.
At $24.95 you can afford one for every room of the house.
Even little Edie Beale would be jealous of this one.