
The world that I thought that I’d always known, is changing.
I’m not quite sure where it’s headed. But I feel that it isn’t such a great place.











The world that I thought that I’d always known, is changing.
I’m not quite sure where it’s headed. But I feel that it isn’t such a great place.










The other day while stuck in traffic, I was thumbing through my Itunes library for the songs that always perk me up…… while I’m stuck in traffic…… and I found the Beatles Twist and Shout.
I, like most of my generation, will always associate this song with the summer of 1986 and Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. Right Nora? That was my first introduction to the music of the Beatles. At the time, I had no idea that Twist and Shout had already been a hit?
It had…..in 1964.
Twist and Shout – The Beatles
The Beatles cover, of an Isley Brothers song, was released as a single in 1964 and reached No.2 on the American Billboard charts. (Coincidently, the Beatles also held the other top five positions with; Can’t Buy Me Love, She Loves You, I Wanna Hold Your Hand and Please, Please Me. Something that had never happened before or since) The impossible-not-to-dance-to song hit the charts again in 1986 when John Hughes (a pretty big Beatles/John Lennon fan) wisely selected it for the parade scene in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off . It peaked at No. 23 that summer.
I started diggin’ around on the interwebs and apparently there were several songs just great enough to top the record charts twice.
Stand by Me – Ben E King
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHa4pvspCqc
Ben E King’s single for Stand By Me was released in 1961 and peaked at number 4 on the US charts. The second chart topping, this time reaching number 9, was in direct correlation to the inclusion in the hit 1987 River Phoenix movie of the same name. (And also a Levi’s Jeans commercial at the same time) Not sure if the song still would have been as popular if the movie had the same title as the Stephen King short story it was based on; The Body.
Do You Love Me – The Contours
Do You Love Me was actually written by Barry Gordy. Yeah, the founder of Motown Records. It was the only hit for the Contours, reaching number 3 on the charts in 1962. It was no surprise that it charted again in 1987, reaching number 11 this time, after it was heavily featured in the Patrick Swayze/Jennifer Grey dance flick; Dirty Dancing.
Unchained Melody – The Righteous Brothers
There were several acts that recorded Unchained Melody before the Righteous Brothers gave it a shot as the B-side to the Phil Spector produced single Hung on You in 1965. Of course it was this song that reached number 4 on the charts. Leave it to another Patrick Swayze movie, Ghost – this time with Demi Moore, to resurrect the hit and skyrocket it to number 13 in the summer of 1990.
Bohemian Rhapsody – Queen
Freddy Mercury, the lead singer/song-writer for the rock band Queen, had said that Bohemian Rhapsody wasn’t really about anything. Weather it was or wasn’t didn’t matter because in 1976 the almost-theatrical anthem reached number 9. Oddly enough, the song – and the charm-filled lip-sync that accompanies it, were added to the movie Wayne’s World in 1992 simply because of the short running time. Even if it was just a time-filler, the movie made the song an instant hit all over again. This time peaking at number 2.
Candle in the Wind – Elton John
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ohT6EBhh4o
Bernie Taupin wrote the lyrics to Candle in the Wind and Elton John set them to music. The song, from the album Goodbye Yellow Brick Road, was a tribute to Marilyn Monroe who had died about 11 years earlier. The original release peaked at number 11 in 1973. Elton re-worked some of the lyrics as a tribute to the late Princess Diana and then performed it at her memorial service in 1997. This time, the song reached number 1…..and stayed there for 14 weeks.
I Will Always Love You – Whitney Houston
Whitney Houston’s powerful cover of a sweet Dolly Parton song spent an unbelievable 14 weeks at the number 1 spot on the charts. Probably because it was considered her signature hit, it was really no surprise that the song charted again after her tragic death. This time reaching number 3 in 2012 just about 20 years after the song first dropped.
These aren’t the only hits to have been hits twice. There’s also Aerosmith’s Dream On, The Monkey’s Daydream Believer, Peter Gabriel’s In Your Eyes and several, several more.
Since nostalgia never really goes out of style there are sure to be even more great songs resurrected in the future.
And a whole new generation will discover them.
That’s right chickens,
My Industrial Pipe book was featured in the spring 2017 issue of American Farmhouse Style.
This one:

There’s a 3 page spread featuring 2 projects from my book, DIY Industrial Plumbing Pipe Furniture & Decor
(Have I mentioned that I wrote a book? Pretty sure that I bring it up about every 20 minutes….)
Not to ruin any surprises, for when y’all get your copies, but these were honestly 2 of my favorite projects:
The Industrial Candelabra,

And the Door Handles for our tool shed.

It was a pretty big treat to be showcased in a magazine that I truly do love.
But just you wait…….because it gets even better!
This same week my book was also included in the list of “quirky” design books in the Spring 2017 issue of USA Today Home.

See it there? Nestled right under the Junk Gypsies. (I love those chicks, such an honor to be included with them.)

*Sidenote: The Junk Gypsies Instagramed a picture of my “be-garlanded” red front door last December that garnered more likes than every pic I’ve ever posted on Instagram combined.
So yeah,
I’m enjoying the company.
It’s been a pretty darn good month for my ego at the newsstand.

10 years ago today I went on a date with a guy I’d been chatting up online for a couple weeks.
We had Pad Thai (his first time) and snuck in an in impromptu movie; a Disney cartoon by one of my absolute favorite illustrators, William Joyce. Nice, casual evening. A few days later he invited me to his place for dinner. I ironed a shirt . If you know me, that’s a big deal….I hate to iron. He made pasta, his “specialty”, and we watched “Singing in the Rain”. When we both started singing “Good Morning” along with Debbie, Gene and Donald something clicked.
“Could this guy be the one?”
I’d never met anyone more supportive, generous, and understanding of my dark sense of humor.
10 years later…and here we are.
There’s no one that I’d rather share the adventure of the rest of my life with.
No one
Happy anniversary Jamie.
I’ve worked with my dear friend Michelle for a little over 12 years now.
She left work for a few years to raise her family, but now that her kids are mostly out of the house, she’s returned to the store.
Because we’re about the same age we have almost the same tastes in fashion. (Although I’m willing to bet that I have a few more Star Wars t-shirts than she does.) When I recently won a vintage green/black Navajo western shirt on eBay that was just slightly too small for me (I’m fairly certain it was a lady’s blouse anyway) I knew right away that Michele would love it. And of course she did.
Even though we aren’t even close to the same size, she’s just going to roll up the sleeves and belt it.
Michele’s daughter, Emma (Isn’t that just the best literary name?) doesn’t necessarily share her Mother’s style. She’s 17, and 17 year-olds don’t dress like Michelle and I do now. So it was a bit of a surprise when Emma borrowed her Mother’s black lambskin leather jeans.
She called Michelle to give her a “head’s up” that she was going to see a movie with her friend Elizabeth Ann and her parents…….Oooh, and that she had borrowed those black pants.
“Which black pants?”
“Those shiny ones that you had wrapped in tissue. I think they’re leather, or something.”
“Emma, not my lambskin leather jeans?”
“Yeah, those I guess.”
“Emma, you can’t wear those to the movies. They’re ‘Standing up only’ Pants.”
I’d never heard of “standing up only” pants either….but I understood the concept right away. If you sit in them for too long the knees will stretch out. Severely. No one wants to walk around with baggy knees in their designer leather jeans. I have to admit that I have shoes that aren’t necessarily “walking around” shoes…..but they sure look cute when I’m sitting down at a party. And yes, I pry them off my swollen hooves the minute I get in the car and drive home barefoot because I don’t want to stretch them out either.
But it was a little too late for Michelle’s pants, because Emma was already wearing them at the theater.
She quietly slipped them back into her mother’s closet the next day looking completely unharmed.
Michelle ran into Elizabeth Ann’s Mother a few days later and amongst the usual Highland Park parent chit-chat she informed her that Emma, not being one to disappoint her Mother, was planning to stand in the back of the movie theater so as not to put any stress on the knees of her mother’s delicate pants. But instead, she had the brilliant idea to sit in a handicap seat with her legs stretched out straight in front of her….for the entire 2 hour + movie.
Which she did.
Because after all,
Michelle didn’t raise an inconsiderate daughter.
And that clever young lady had found a loop-hole in the “Standing Up Only” pants….
Did y’all know that you can infuse bourbon?
Well, ya can. And it’s so simple.
Let’s start with bacon infused bourbon. (Already glad ya stopped by today, aren’t you?)

Start with a 1.75 liter bottle of cheap bourbon, a pound of bacon, and a big ol’ mason jar.
On low heat, fry up your bacon in an uncrowded frying pan. Remember that you’re just trying to render the fat from the bacon….so don’t overcook it….or your bourbon will taste more like char that bacon. Not good.

Once you think you have cooked out as much fat as you can from the bacon, drain the grease into the mason jar and let it cool a little. Pour the bourbon over the cooled grease, let it set at room temperature for a few hours then slip it into the freezer. You’ll notice that I threw in a few pieces of cooked bacon too – can’t hurt.

While the bourbon is infusing, anywhere from 2 days to a week, mix up a batch of brown sugar simple syrup.
Simply add equal amounts of dark brown sugar and water to a saute pan – I used 1 cup of each, turn the burner to high, and stir the mixture continuously until it’s reduced by half.

Be sure to let the syrup cool completely before using.
Once your bourbon is infused, scoop out the solidified bacon grease and strain the rest of the liquid through cheesecloth into a clean bottle.
Now you’re ready to make cocktails.

For each bacon brown sugar old fashioned you will need:
Shake the first 4 ingredients with a few ice cubes in a cocktail shaker and strain into an old fashioned glass.
*If ya really want to impress, and I’m sure that you do, freeze half a glass of water at an angle in the freezer to create an ice wedge inside.
Garnish the glass with a slice of orange and a cherry.
….and enjoy.

As always,
You’re welcome.
We put together a pile of the elements we were considering for our new master bathroom surfaces.

A couple different grey tiles (we choose the 12″ slate squares), turquoise tiles (we choose the 2″ unglazed ceramic), mink granite (left-over from our kitchen remodel that we thought we might use for the sink top), a brushed nickel switch plate (all the metal fixtures will be brushed nickel), and the wood floor in the connecting bedroom.
I’m not saying that we’re using all of these things….but this is where our inspiration is.
Grey pea-pebbles were picked first for the shower floor. Somehow, all our Caribbean hotel showers always have pebble floors…and a “modern, vacation feel” is what we want in this bathroom. Jamie installed them while I was out of town last month. (So there is just a finished picture, sorry)

Looks good….but that grout is just a little lighter than I would have prefered.
Now, to tackle the rest of the floor with the slate we showed you in the last post.

Using the corner of the shower as my starting point, I lay all the whole tiles in place.

Most professionals will tell you to logically start laying tiles off of a wall first, like a corner, but we want to make sure we see clean whole tiles in the middle of the room. So trust me……this is where we want to start.
(A good piece of advice we were given was to mix up the tiles from several different boxes. Natural stones will have slightly different shades….and we want those different shades dispersed evenly around the room.)
I then cut all the outer tiles to fit in our big floor puzzle.

Here’s another great piece of advice from my dear friend Chuck: “If you’re buying a tile saw, buy a cheap one and then buy the most expensive tile blade that you can afford.”
That’s what I did. $80 saw – $45 blade. Genius
We dry-fit all of our slate pieces before I mortared them down to the floor.

Laying the tiles is actually pretty easy…..

….the tough part: Slate is a natural stone. So naturally, it arrives in a varying degree of thicknesses. Something that no one told us. Like a tile salesman, perhaps.
Here’s 2 pieces from the same box. (shakes head in frustration)

If y’all have been paying attention all this time…..we picked 2 of the hardest tiles to work with: 2 inch ceramic squares and natural slate. We now know why “flippers” use LARGE cheap ceramic tiles in bathrooms.
This just means that to compensate for the different thicknesses, I had to apply varying amounts of mortar. And use the HELL out of a level. Which I did.
We didn’t really want much of a grout line, but apparently we’re required to have one, so we used the smallest spacers we could…just 1/16 of an inch. OOOhhh and these are designed to sit down inside the grout. That’s a plus.

Speaking of grout, remember how I didn’t like the “pearl grey” grout on the shower floor? When I started using it on our newly laid slate floor, not only was it just too light of a color……it was also sanded, and the sand scratched the slate. It didn’t say “sanded” on the label (or more specifically “nonsanded”) but it does have some kind of “grit”and was not recommended for natural stone. That’s strike 2 against the slate.
So we ran to Home Depot and bought a need-to-mix-yourself, unsanded grout in what we thought would be a better color match…..”charcoal”.

HHHmmmm, not particularly diggin’ this one either….
So we traipsed back to the Home Depot…and this trip returned with a different need-to-mix-yourself, unsanded grout…in “pewter”.

DING! DING! DING! We have a winner folks.
It may not look it in my photos, but it’s the best match to the slate.

Grouting is a really messy process….especially with such skinny little grout lines…..you simply smear as much as you possibly can in between the tiles and then whipe away the extra before it sets.
It takes buckets of fresh water and clean sponges….. and plenty of time to get to this point.

You’ll notice that I also tiled the shower “bump-up”, but at the time of this posting the mortar hadn’t dried enough for me to grout. But we were so excited to share the progress, so that’ll have to wait until next weekend.
After that, I simply have to attach baseboards and repaint the white walls, they aren’t the bright white they were a year ago, and then we call a plumber to install the toilet and shower.
There’s light, ladies and gentleman, at the end of this 2 year-long tunnel…..
Stay tuned…
Do any of y’all even remember our master bathroom remodel?
Just about 2 years ago….that’s right, TWO FRIGGIN’ YEARS AGO….we started our biggest DIY to date. AND…we’re still working on it.
(Wanna refresher? – and you probably do – read more about this slow-ass process here, and here, and here, and here also.)
Now, back to our regularly scheduled remodel.
We knew we wanted some sort of slate flooring like this inspiration bathroom.
Slate seems so cool…and masculine. Also dark floors don’t show dirt that easily. Not that we’re dirty. But, you know…bathroom.
So what kind of slate?
These tiles were……OK. We just want something a little more consistent in color….and maybe more grey.
These were better…….
But the different sizes seem kinda busy for such a small room.
This was an interesting option. Reminds us of the kitchen back-splash we installed a few years ago.
Not too sure if it would work for us on a floor.
These are similar to the last tiles…but much wider.
Here’s the one we went with. Not just because it’s the cheapest option.
($6.99 a square foot)
OK, it happens to be the cheapest, but the squares made the most sense to us.
Wait ’till y’all see the results.
So, last summer I got an email from a super nice guy on the other side of the globe in Seoul, South Korea.
Cho Kyungkyu. This is him.

I get a lot of emails from readers, usually praising my talents -you’re welcome, but Cho was looking for permission to use a few pictures from our Texas State Fair day for a graphic novel he was writing.
His book series, Omurice Jamjam (Korean for “I Love Food”), is a graphic depiction of food from around the world. It’s pretty popular, just Google. He was drawing/writing the 7th issue and currently working on a section about the cult following of corny dogs. Which led him to us. Naturally.
After reading about how much he loves Texas BBQ and the films of Robert Rodriguez, how could I say no? I love being a part of pop culture, and would much rather share pictures with actual people and not just greedy magazines looking for free content.
Of course I said,”yes“.
Then I just kinda forgot about it. People are always contacting me for the use of my pictures – most recently for a textbook on haunted objects – and I rarely ever hear anything from them again.
But just this past week…… a box from South Korea arrived.
With a signed Omurice Jamjam #7 book for each of us.

Check out the awesome double-paged spread we got…

You can tell we’re eating in the United States because;
Now people all over South Korea will be saying, “Look how much garbage those fat Americans ate!”….That’s the first thing I thought. HA!
And as an added thank you, Cho also threw in a handful of pretty tasty South Korean food treats. Somehow, he got the idea that we aren’t afraid of sugar/sodium. Hmmmm

Cho even took the time to label each snack with a post-it.
He was just way too sweet. We were honestly flattered just to be a part of his wonderful book series.

And no, Cho
Thank you.